In preparing Someone Left the Cake Out in the Rain, I chose to order my stories according to the year of my first draft, starting with "The Tryout" in 1977 and ending with "The Kidnapper's Lament," which I began and completed in 2020.
Here's the shortest story in the collection, and one of the first stories I completed, entitled, "Annals of Science: The Caldwell Farm". Original draft, 1980:
There, on the knoll looking over Beaver Valley, behind the trees and the small white farmhouse, Sven Johnson dismembered his wife with an electric saw. While incarcerated in the Jefferson County Jail, he bartered the property to his attorney, Charles Caldwell. With a fine Victorian residence of his own in nearby Port Townsend, Caldwell had little need for the farm and left it to his son.
Only 24 at the time of his greatest discoveries, James Caldwell had never even visited a farm as a child. Yet at the University of Washington, where he taught zoology, Caldwell pondered the death of the self-sufficient family farm. Though he characteristically failed to record the place and time where he first seized on his radical insights into small-scale agriculture, his students contend that it happened here, in this farmhouse.
Historically, we know, chickens and cows have been the mainstays of the family farm. The Caldwell farm was no exception, and James initially tested his theories on these ordinary animals. In later years, his husbandry methods were shown, by scientists around the world, to work with all domesticated livestock.
Though he used sophisticated mathematics to prove his theories, anyone could understand the practical concerns that spurred his research: how much energy would be saved if hens could collect their own eggs, if cows could milk themselves?
In less than two years, the young Caldwell divined the answers. An additional problem – inducing beef cattle to commit suicide, in order to greatly simplify the operation of the slaughterhouse – vexed Caldwell for six more years. He wrote bitterly to friends of his failure to be the be the first to perfect this seminal advancement. As the world now well knows, Albert Heald, the British zoologist and winner of the Nobel Prize in biology, patented the first "suicidal cow" a scant three weeks before Caldwell published his own work.